Lipdub UMP : Rire, vomir ou pleurer (de rire) ?



Alors la je dois dire que je suis sur le fion. Je viens juste de voir cette vidéo affligeante du lipdub UMP et je sais que mon post est un peu tardif mais je suis obligé de m'exprimer sur cette bande annonce du prochain film de la droite :"On vous prend pour des gros cons". J'en suis sans voix. Si il y a une limite à l'hypocrisie je dois dire que nos ministres et leurs "djeuns" écervelés l'ont violé (dans une tournante) et l'ont laissé loin derrière eux. D'abord apparait un handicapé (non pas Sarkozy, j'ai dit un handicapé, pas un nain) en fauteuil roulant à moteur 16 soupapes injection et qui tape successivement dans les mains de ses super potes de l'UMP très tolérant en appuyant à fond sur son joystick directionnel. Là je mets pause et je vomis. Je m'y remets et je vois un florilège de cadres du gouvernement effectuer des moulinets et se trémousser comme une vieille sur une musique techno : Éric Besson (qui me donne envie de me torcher avec ma carte d'identité nationale, mouahahaha !), Christine Lagourde, Rama Yade, Rachida Dati (Je n'ai toujours pas reconnu notre enfant, elle a pas voulu mettre de capote), David Douillet, Xavier Darcos, Nadine Morano, etc... Bref que du lourd mélangé à des militants drogués qui vivent dans le monde des bisounours. Je ne sais pas comment en ces temps liberticides de crise, de chômage, de galère ils ont osé nous sortir une merde pareille qui est un crachat rempli de glaires vertes-pommes sur la face des français. Mais ce qui m'a le plus choqué (et fais rire comme une hyène) dans tout ça : Gilbert Montagné au volant d'une voiture !!! La France (et surement Gilbert aussi) va droit dans le mur. Tous ces radars fixes ou non, ces contrôles routiers, ces communiqués sur l'alcool et la drogue au volant pour en fin de compte faire passer le message que les aveugles peuvent conduire. Moi ça m'arrange, je pourrais faire passer ma Twingo pour une Porsche et la revendre un bon prix. Bon je vais chercher une bassine, j'ai la chanson dans la tête, je vais vomir (et rire, merci Gilbert) toute la journée.

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